Solta Medical (owned by Valeant, a company formerly run by a gaggle of gangsters! See here and here) launched a new hair-removal laser in September.

It hasn’t been selling well.

And then came the Orlando massacre of gays and lesbians in a night club and bingo! Valeant marketers decided to co-opt the resulting sympathy for the gay and lesbian community by launching a social media effort dubbed “No More Hair, More Pride” that targets millennials and the “LGBTQ” – lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and ? – community (see here).

I don’t know about you, but I would love more “long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty, Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen, Knotted, polka dotted, twisted, beaded, braided, Powered, flowered and confettied, Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghetti” HAIR!